WELCOME TO HELLO TACO BELL - - - DO NOT HYPOTHESIZE THE SEWER BAGEL IT IS SLAPPED PEPPER GRIN - - - 私があなたを助けようとするたびに、同じ間違いが起こります。あなたは無力です。 - - - YOU WEN'T SO FAR DON'T YOU??? - - - I TERRIBLY TERRIBLY SMOKE YOUR HIKING HAT - - - IT MAY NOT BE THE BEST BRUSH BUT IT DANCES WITH CHARACTER - - - OH NO TERRIBLE NIGHT LOCK THE FRIDGE!!! - - - I PUT MOOSE HEAD IN YOUR TURTLE SOUP - - - DIE - - - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - - - THE TREES HAVE EYES - - - FEEL KING - - - BIG MAC® MOUTH WATERING PERFECTION STARTS WITH TO SEAR SIZZLED 100% PURE BEEF PATTIES AND BIG MAC® SAUCE SANDWICHED BETWEEN A SESAME SEED BUN. AMERICAN CHEESE. SHREDDED LETTUCE. ONIONS AND PICKES TOP IT OFF. - - - FAILURE - - - BEWARE OF DIME SIZED SAUSAGE MACHINE - - - TEACHINGS OF SPOKEN SALAMI WITH FOAM DEMON - - - PLEASE LET ME HAVE TOO MUCH SOUL - - - WHAT DID I KNOW ABOUT STAINLESS STEEL CHIMNEY CAPS BEFORE? NOTHING. WHAT DO I KNOW NOW? EVERYTHING. - - - IT IS SPOKEN WITH SALAMI - - -

Freaky Red Eye

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW

I'm extremely socially stunted and won't understand some phrases or if I've done something wrong. Please tell me (as nicely as possible, I'm sensitive) if I've done anything wrong/uncomfortable.

It is preferred if you use tone tags with me.

I can get extremely protective over my hyperfixes. Please don't take anything mean I say to heart.

I have a "dark" sense of humor. ("kys," "kms," "hang yourself," etc jokes)

DO NOT INTERACT

Supporters of Mikeynotfunny, Pizza Parlor Lost Tapes: Party Fun and Wolfclaw666

Proship/Comship

MAP, AAM, Zoophile, GAK, KAG, Necrophile, etc

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